Absolutely Not Vanilla Ladies Crop Tank

Boldly Not Vanilla.

Make a statement without saying too much in our distressed hat featuring the playful phrase “absolutely not vanilla.” Perfect for those who like to keep things interesting, this hat pairs subtle humor with a touch of intrigue. The distressed detailing adds character and a relaxed, worn-in look, making it the ideal accessory for casual outings, nights out, or any time you feel like sparking curiosity.

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder with Monogamish Apparel.

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.