Full Swap Enthusiast Unisex T-Shirt

All in, no half-measures, and absolutely zero hesitation.

This tee is for the bold souls who don’t just dip a toe in—they dive headfirst with a grin. The hand-drawn style lettering keeps it playful while the message makes your intentions crystal clear. Comfortable, confident, and unapologetically honest, it’s made to turn heads, spark laughs, and attract exactly the kind of attention you’re hoping for at parties, resorts, or wherever the night takes you.

Monogamish Apparel brings fearless humor and flirt-forward energy to designs made for people who love swapping rules as much as partners.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.