I Get Slutty When I Drink Embroidered Trucker Hat

Confidence rises with every sip, filters drop, and suddenly the night gets a lot more interesting.

This trucker hat is your playful warning label for spontaneous shots, bold flirting, and decisions that make great stories later. Designed for pool days, bar crawls, festivals, and resort nights where inhibitions are optional, it blends breathable comfort with a wink-and-nod message that invites trouble in the best way possible. Wear it when you’re feeling cute, a little reckless, and fully prepared to live up to the promise stitched on the front.

Turn heads, spark laughs, and own the vibe with Monogamish Apparel leading the way from first drink to last call.

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.