Not Married Ladies Crop Tank

Committed to the chaos — and loving every minute.

Turn heads and spark curiosity with this cheeky, classy crop tank — perfect for the confident hotwife or ethically non-monogamous queen. Featuring a bold declaration in crisp, contrasting fonts and a discreet lifestyle nod (yes, that’s a pineapple), this design is all about owning the role with style. Whether you're poolside, at a club, or out for drinks, this one says exactly enough for those who get it.

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder with Monogamish Apparel.

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.