Less Monogamous at Sea Beach Towel

Playful, cheeky, and perfectly nautical, this bold pink towel sets the tone for sun-drenched days and salty nights where boundaries blur and vacation rules apply.

Designed to spark smiles, side-eyes, and maybe a little curiosity, it’s an instant conversation starter wherever you lay it down. Soft, absorbent, and generously sized, this towel is made for your next weekend getaway at the pool, the beach, or a cruise—whether you’re drying off after a dip, claiming your loungers, or signaling that sea air brings out your adventurous side.

Set sail with confidence and a wink, because Monogamish Apparel knows the best vacation memories start with a little less monogamy and a lot more fun.

• Small: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Large: 36″ × 72″ × 0.28″ (91.4 × 182.9 × 0.71 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.