Vanilla in the Streets, Pineapple in the Sheets Unisex T-Shirt

Pretending to Be Vanilla—But We Know Better.

A playful nod to the lifestyle's favorite fruit in disguise, this design is for those who keep it sweet on the surface but definitely aren’t fooling anyone in the know. The smiling pineapple holding two vanilla cones serves up just the right blend of innocent and suggestive, making it the perfect icebreaker at lifestyle resorts, meetups, or even backyard barbecues. Vintage illustration style adds charm, while the hidden meaning keeps it deliciously fun.

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder with Monogamish Apparel.

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.