We Found the Loophole Unisex Tee

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🌀 The Best Rules Are the Ones You Rewrite 🍍

This unisex tee takes a clever phrase and turns it into a confident statement: “We Found the Loophole.” With two upside-down pineapples replacing the “oo,” it’s a stylish nod to couples who know how to bend expectations while keeping things fun. Bold, comfortable, and versatile, it’s perfect for house parties, resort weekends, or casual outings where the right people will catch the signal.

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder with Monogamish Apparel.

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.