Life's Short F*ck Your Friends Mens Tank | FREAK-ISH

Practical advice for people who have already implemented it.

No subtlety. No hedging. This is the tank for the man who is done with both. Worn loud. Worn proud. The design says what it says. Bella Canvas mens tank. Premium quality, relaxed fit through the shoulders, tapered through the body. Soft, lightweight fabric ideal for warm-weather events.

Discreet billing. Ships from the USA.

Life's Short F@ck Your Friends is part of the FREAK-ISH No Apologies collection - bold lifestyle apparel for the person who is done with subtlety.

Print method. Direct-to-Garment Print — Water-based inks printed directly into the fibers — no plasticky overlay, no cracking. Soft hand, full-color, sits on the garment like it grew there.

Material. Premium ringspun cotton blend, pre-shrunk for true-to-size fit after the first wash.

Fit. Runs true to size. Sized for a relaxed-but-shaped silhouette. If you are between sizes and want a snug fit, size down.

Sizing varies slightly by garment type. Runs true to size. Sized for a relaxed-but-shaped silhouette. If you are between sizes and want a snug fit, size down.

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Machine wash cold, inside out. Avoid the dryer when you can. Do not iron directly on the print. The design will thank you.

Treat it well and it will outlast the trend.